Wednesday, July 12

Gelabale Inks Deal

Mickael Gelabale of the Seattle SupersonicsNot only is Gelebale a great dunker, but he can also poop basketballs.

The Sonics signed their 2nd French player (and 3rd who's fluent in la Francais, including Saer Sene) by putting the finishing touches on a deal with wingman Mickael Gelabale Wednesday.

Gelabale's signing adds a unique piece to this team. Like Damien Wilkins, the Frenchman (can we start calling him Gelly?) can play 3 positions, although he is admittedly not an NBA-quality PG. His proficiency at 3-pointers remains to be seen, but there can be no doubt that he has the quickness and ability to defend 2-guards better than just about anyone else on the roster.

Plus, by signing Mickael, the Sonics have become the Official Team of Scrabble. Seriously, we've got Johan, Mickael, Mouhamed, and Denham, not to mention the triple-word score that is Yotam Halperin. Whatever happened to Jack, JJ, and Gus?

7 comments:

Bob said...

Vive les Sonics et vive la France !

TheBigO said...

Gelly is kinda gay. How about Mike G. ??? What is the french term for a dunk?? How about West Indian Mikey, ala West Indian Archie from Malcolm X.

acenab1277 said...

c'mon this is too easy...G-Balls!!!

ostertagsucks said...

how about the Gellibinator.

t dawg said...

i could care less what you call him--

this guy is exactly why we can take a chance on a monster prospect 7 footer and NOT draft Ronnie Brewer, or slow footed shooters from Duke.

Raw Lew said...

can this guy go between the leg?!!!!!

biggie said...

Raw Lew - Hell yeah, so can AK1984. Oh my bad, you mean while dunking.