With everyone on Christmas Break, it's left to the Cub Reporter/Clipart Dept. Manager to post this breaking tidbit. Word from Trusted So...

Seriously, screw you guys. Ray Allen returned to Seattle last night, but he was playing for the wrong team: KeyArena has seen better nights ...

Someone got coal in their stocking, and it wasn't Clay Bennett. To the surprise of no one, Mouhamed Sene was sent down to Maggie's f...