Tuesday, December 20

Danny Fortson's Secret Identity?


Danny Fortson: Power Forward or Power Ranger?

No wonder DaFort's such a bad ass—he's a freakin' Power Ranger!

7 comments:

  1. So he deliberately fouls out of games so he can go fight crime?

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  2. I especially liked "the ability to pass through solid objects." I think we can all agree that if any member of the Sonics' roster is capable of running through a brick wall, it's Danny Fortson.

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  3. Could have done with Danny last night. As good as Reggie played (what was he on?!) it takes a Fortson to make the Suns think twice about waltzing into the lane like that. Good job the Suns were without Studemire, or they would have beaten us by 30 points. Wait a minute...

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  4. Danny did not play because there was a giant robot on the loose in Tokyo. (In the boxscore that's noted as DNP-GR)

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  5. is it just me or does fortson look like the Preditor? i have been calling him that but it hasn't cought on yet. not only does he look like the preditor but he smashes people like preditor too!

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  6. That's hilarious that Sprewell looks like the Predator 'cause I always thought Cassell looked like the Alien. I guess they were a better match at Minny that I thought.

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  7. "DNP-GR," Now that's comedy.

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