Wednesday, January 11

Berserker!

Seattle SuperSonics' Ray Allen, left, gets a arm to the face by Orlando Magic's Keyon Dooling during NBA basketball action in the second quarter Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 in Seattle. Moments later both Allen and Dooling were ejected from the game for fighting. (AP Photo/Jim Bryant)
"You shall soon feel my wrath, Mr. Dooling!"

Don't mess with Ray-Ray.

After receiving one too many hard fouls from Keyon Dooling, Ray Allen turned into Chuck Norris, putting the beat-down on Key-Doo. The fight spilled into the stands and looked eerily like last year's Artest Fest. Luckily, this is Seattle and we are all pussies, so the fisticuffs ended quickly.

Inspired by Raging Ray, the Sonics went on to beat the Magic 113-104, leading by as many as 20 points in the second half.

Rashard Lewis carried the team with 45 points, while Lil' Frodo chipped in with 23 points, including 4-4 from three-point range.
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6 comments:

  1. Paul1/11/2006 10:59 PM

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but Swift actually looked good out there. I even saw him do that weird Sikma pivot jump-shot. Nice work, Swifty!

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  2. Paul1/12/2006 9:02 AM

    I'll try to track down the video, Lance. They played it on FSN about 3000 times last night.

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  3. Anonymous1/12/2006 9:34 AM

    Ha - watching Dooling haul ass down the hallway in an effort to find Ray was classic.

    Petro and Swift in '06!

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  4. Paul1/12/2006 10:36 AM

    Yeah, it looked like the WWF. Ray-Ray vs Key-Doo in a steel cage! Pay Per View!

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  5. Anonymous1/12/2006 12:36 PM

    Am I the only one who immediately thought of Wes Matthews after hearing about the fight?

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  6. Paul1/12/2006 12:38 PM

    Dag, Nuss, get out of my mind! (see above post)

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