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Let us forget the collective hardwood heartbreak of the past four days (State o' Washington teams 1-3, the one win a rousing though ultimately meaningless Sonic win over the Spurs) and see what merry adventures our dear Mr. Fortson has in store for us.
Warning: viewer discretion advised for some salty language. (And, in case you missed it, here's the front cover.)
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Great. I hope that Damon Jones will be Danny's next victim .
ReplyDeleteNiiice! I was walking by the Mirabeau Room last night and they had a sign up inviting all to "Danny Fortson's 30th Birthday Party." Tempting, yet I resisted...
ReplyDeletePPS: Note to Danny: Just to show that we're not sore about not getting an engraved invite to your birthday party, you can consider this comic your gift. Now you just have to make it last 'til Christmas, 'cause that's it for presents until then.
ReplyDeleteDub-Dib: Good question. The way those east coast, rust-belt types talk, you'd think their cities' blue-collar character and coal-smudged populace gave their sports teams the boost and grit they needed to win it all.
ReplyDeleteIn the old NBA, you could make a good case for that, with all the trophies that went to places like Boston, Chicago, Philly... but maybe it's different nowadays. LA and San Antone don't strike me as blue-collar and gritty. But it probably does have a little something to do with front offices going after players that appeal to local tastes, and whether those players can generate the chemistry for a championship.
Whatever the secret is, a free-spending ownership certainly is not part of the recipe (ahem, Blazers and Knicks).
Well done, gentlemen--this explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteAwesome comic guys, humor in an otherwise unpleasant season is appreciated.
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest thing evar. MORE PLEASE!
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