Friday, March 28

Poll

The next “injury” to be suffered by a member of the Sonics’ roster will be:

A: Donyell Marshall – Dust Allergies

B: Francisco Elson – Dutch Elm Disease

C: Nick Collison – Excess Grit

D: Luke Ridnour - Emergency Pigment Augmentation

E: PJ Carlesimo - Chokes Himself

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5 comments:

  1. huntsmanic3/28/2008 2:36 PM

    i'll go with B.

    ..elson suffering dutch elm disease just has a great ring to it.

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  2. Anonymous3/28/2008 2:57 PM

    I'm going with (E), although if PJ needs any help, I'm more than willing to lend a hand.

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  3. Anonymous3/28/2008 3:44 PM

    Kevin Durant - Toenail (it worked for Fortson)

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  4. Anonymous3/28/2008 4:11 PM

    Definitely Elson with the Dutch Elm Disease. That or a blister on his hand from taking too many shots.

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  5. Anonymous3/29/2008 11:28 AM

    Presti could be on this list eventually with different afflictions but I'll wait

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