Tuesday, January 29

For Sacramento Fans

Face it, if you're from Seattle and you have a friend from Sacramento, conversation is a little difficult these days. What better way to to bridge that awkward conversational gap than with a sentimental gift?

Ah, but what kind of gift? What could you possibly give to a Sacramentan that wouldn't set them frothing at the mouth?

I'm guessing Sonic-emblazoned toilet paper should do the trick.

When another city takes your team, sometimes wiping your posterior with that city's logo helps ease the pain.

(Etsy.com, via uni-watch.com).

4 comments:

  1. Did you find any Starbucks logo TP when you were browsing Etsy? I'm running low.

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  2. You can find plenty of Starbucks toilet paper in any Starbucks bathroom and they conveniently fit in your coat and/or nap-sack.

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  3. Or you could just use Schultz' book!

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  4. I think your supposed to take a "courtesy" roll of starbucks TP, it's part of the $5/cup of coffee deal :)

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