If we (and by "we" I mean
Chris Hansen and friends) are going to spend $500 million on a swanky new basketball stadium for Supersonics 2.0, why not have the
COOLEST BASKETBALL COURT OF ALL TIME?! For a measly few extra million you (and by "you" I mean an NBA team and not you ever) could play basketball on something straight out of Tron. Or, at least,
Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.
DO IT NOW!!!
Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball is an underrated masterpiece of social commentary disguised as children's amusement, a dystopian fever dream of sport as re-imagined by Philip K. Dick. But don't let this obscure the fact that the controls suck balls.
ReplyDeleteSo what you're saying is you REALLY liked your birthday present last year?
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