Seattle Reaches Finals! Woo!

That's the Seattle Storm. In the WNBA Finals.

If you need to find me, I'll be camping out along the victory parade route, which will travel the full length of the Northgate Mall parking lot.

I'm still trying to figure out where this falls on the whole, "ending in a tie is like kissing your sister" scale of sports satisfaction. No offense to anyone's sister, but, "ewww."

Side note: There is no way that someone would say isht like that in this day/age without sounding like a complete perv. Like, when Angelina Jolie talked about being "so in love with [her] brother right now." Creepy...

We're Number #15!

"Check out all the rings Jordan and Duncan got me!"

According to Steve Kerr's column at Yahoo! Sports, the Supersonics (or, SuperSonics as he calls them) are going to finish last in the West. Worse than the Clippers. Worse than the Warriors. Worse than every one of the fourteen other teams in the Western Division.

The article confirms one thing for sure: Steve Kerr is a dumb-ass.

Kerr isn't alone in his dumb-assedness, though. ESPN has the Supes ranked next-to-last in the NBA. Yes, that means worse than the WIZARDS!

Obviously, these "experts" haven't heard of a fellow named Ibrahim Kutluay. Ibby is going to carry this team to at least tenth place in the west, so watch out Bobcats!

Wheedle Vs. Squatch: DEATHMATCH!

Since the dawn of time (or at least the dawn of the Sonics), two forces, one good and one evil, have battled for the heart and soul of Seattle Supersonic fans.

Now, their day of reckoning has come.

It is up to you, the loyal fans, to decide who lives and who DIES:

WHEEDLE VS. SQUATCH!

Two mascots enter. One mascot leaves. You decide.

Who will be the one, true, mascot of the Seattle Supersonics?

Update: The polls have finally closed. Squatch won, 40-33. The Wheedle is dead. Are you happy NOW, you heartless bastards?! THE WHEEDLE IS DEAD!!!