Outrage!

According to the latest from our colleague at Sonics versus the World, we at Supersonicsoul have slipped to - gasp! - sixth in the overall BER ratings of blogsites.

Friends, this will not stand. My grandparents did not ride across the Atlantic Ocean in a rickety boat manufactured by malicious Protestants so that their grandson could have a website he contributes to on occasion, but never while taking time away from work, maligned by some punk.

So, in step one of correcting our low ranking, let me introduce some sexy new photos, exclusive to supersonicsoul.com, in an effort to improve our "hot chick photos" score, thereby elevating our overall standing.



Consider the gauntlet thrown.

Game Night: Denver Nuggets

We could be in for a good ol'-fashioned butt-whuppin' tonight, fellas. The Nuggets are starting something called a "Greg Buckner" at off-guard, Nene's serving a 4-game suspension, and the Sonics apparently need Rashard Lewis about as much as I need a curling iron.

In fact, the Nuggets have won all of 2 games since December 15th, a 2-13 skid that has ended their chance at decent season. What's been the cause of Denver's misfortune? Here are a few culprits:

- 3-point shooting (26% over their past 10)
- Shot-blocking (20 fewer than their opponents over past 10)
- Carmelo Anthony (34% from the field in the past couple of weeks)

Good Sign: The Nuggets are a team in disarray, and even Michael Cooper can't help it.
Bad Sign: Sooner or later, the Sonics are going to miss Rashard's scoring ability.

Vegas line: Sonics by 7 1/2
Prediction: Sonics 99 - Nuggets 88
Record Against the Spread: 12-6

Viewer Mail

Some recent comments from readers:

"How about commenting on games we won! Big win over the Cavs tonight. Only one and a half back of the Spurs for the 2nd seed in the west."
- Alan

"Yeah, where my homies at?"
- chunkstyle23

O.K., I'll admit I've been slacking lately. Maybe if you guys would help me get a new computer instead of the Tandy TRS-80 I'm currently using , I'd be able to write more.

Also, I've been busy on a project for the man, but now that it's almost over, I promise I'll get to work on more Spine-tingling Tales of Supersonica© . In fact, here are some new stories that will be lighting up your computer screen in the near future:

• "Furball: The rise and fall of the Wheedle."
• "Gerald Paddio: The lost years."
• "Did we mention Radman was in The Nutcracker? No, really!"

Yes sir, there's a whole lotta Supersonic goodness coming your way. Yup. Just as soon you get me that computer.