Wednesday, April 5

Danny Fortson: Cyborg Smasher, Part 2

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At last! The thrilling conclusion to Danny Fortson: Cyborg Smasher Issue #1.

WARNING: Viewer discretion advised for filthy sailor talk and partial nudity (!)

Previous installments: Part 1 / Cover

31 comments:

chunkstyle23 said...

I was trying to work a Huggins joke in there, but came up empty.

Anonymous said...

Just found this blog, and I am treated to this hilarious ass shit. So funny. Thanks for giving me something to smile about this sonic season.
AJ

Nuss said...

Nice work, again, chunk. Liked the Cincy reference; with his style of play, is there any other school Danny Fortson could have attended? I think not.

Nuss said...

FYI - there's a quick mention of supersonicsoul in the PI today, here's the link (scroll about halfway down):

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/basketball/265577_miller05.html

And, yes, that quote they lifted from the site is courtesy of yours truly. I always knew as a youngster I'd be quoted anonymously in the Seattle PI, and now my dream has been realized.

Biggie said...

Great installment guys, hilarious. I love the Maurice Cheeks and the Dysfunktion dunktion, that was awesome, can he have like a super team ya know consisting of other BearCats i.e. Reuben Patterson aka The Babysitter Hitter, and Kenyon Martin aka the Kmart Special. I think that would be great. Keep up the good work, and kudos on all the fame in the PI.

jason said...

Holy crap, what a game by Wilcox last night! According to the Times, the last guy to go for 20-20 was, gulp, Shawn Kemp. As Chris' agent is no doubt thinking this morning: Let the bidding begin!

ryan said...

Nice work in getting in the PI guys. Hope that drives up your readership (not that you're making any money at it, but still).

And nice work on the cartoon, chunkstyle. Any art with Brad Miller getting pounded is good art, as far as I'm concerned. By the way, why did you pick Miller? Not that he's a bad choice, just curious.

Biggie said...

Probably because he looked like he was about to start crying last year in the playoffs when JJ was makin him look like woman. Also due to the fact that he's still nursing sore ankles and trying to find his drawers after Ray shook him out of them in those same playoffs. That crossover was so nasty, my wife stood up from the couch and said "OH SHIT", it was hilarious.

ryan said...

works for me.

Biggie said...

The good lord made Brad Miller out of a rib.

Biggie said...

Ok, It's great that Wilcox had 20-20. That's awesome. The thing that's funny to me is that he was the first Sonic to do it since '95. I think that speaks volumes as to how bad Vin Baker really was, he was such a fat, stupid, waste of heighth, piece of shit,........... etc. I can't belive Ewing couldn't do that even once while he was here. What was his best game anyways?? Well thanks again Wally "Stupid MoterFucker #1" Walker, thanks alot.

ryan said...

Anybody else watch Q13 sports last night. Dan Devone tossed off a one-liner about Wally Walker after they showed Calabro introducing Walker in an old clip when WW was his color analyst. Devone's quip was something like "yet another bad decision by Walker about the Sonics" or something like that. I was shocked to see a guy like Devone tear into Walker on-air. It's not that Walker didn't deserve it, but just to see a media member to say something publicly like that is surprising. Thanks, Dan!

Biggie said...

Dan seems like the only seattle media guy with any balls anyways so yeah it's surprising but if you told me about it and made me guess, it would have to be Devone. Now if you heard one of 'em on the phone with one of his hoe;'s inquiring as to the wereabouts of his money, then of course that would be Mr. Steve Pool.

chunkstyle23 said...

re: Brad Miller

You'll have to ask Paul about the choice of B. Miller as DF:CS' first target. I think anyone on the Supersonicsoul Enemies list is a likely candidate.

re: Bearcats
That is a fantastic idea! And the hero names are spot on. They just need a corny "Superfriends"-type name. Bearcat Action Squad Force Alpha! The Flagrant 5! Huggins' Angels!

ryan said...

Wasn't there somebody else who played for Cincy and then Seattle ... Art Long, maybe? Not that he ever did anything worthy of enshrinement into the supersonicsoul cartoon book of fame.

Biggie said...

The Flagrant Five is awesome. lol

Lance Uppercut said...

If you're going all bearcats, you've got to throw in Nick "The Lip" Van Exel, along with Nick Lachey.

Biggie said...

Nick Lachey can be "THE HUMAN SCROTUM." I like "the Lip" you could have origins as to how it happened maybe he caught an errant elbow from the smasher, so now the smasher feels bad and won't let anything happen to "The Lip". The Lip can be his sidekick.

Nuss said...

Can you work in Dontonio Wingfield while you're at it? Maybe he could be a superhero with tremendous upside that all the other superheroes are sick and tired of waiting to develop. Kind of like Aquaman, that lazy marine bastard.

uw said...

Flagrant Five is fantastic. When can I buy it on the newstands?

Biggie said...

C'mon Nuss, we need a little tolerance (that's rich comin from me lol) Aquaman was the Super hero for the gays. When he got beat up (when didn't he) it was a hate crime.

Hey chunk, you gotta put somethin in there for me. The Cyborg smasher has to have an elbow-off with some form of Karl Malone, please. Thanks bruh.

Biggie said...

You gotta put Nick Lachey in there though, with a fat hairy pair on his chest. LMAO That would be the best thing ever. LOL

Paul Merrill said...

I had Brad Miller as Fortson's first target because DaFort sat on him during a game last year. Plus, Miller's a pussy.

So true-belivers, would YOU like Fortson to beat up next? Manu Ginobody? Jerome James? Himself? Let us know, and we'll work on it for our next exciting issue (which should be complete in time for the 2010-2011 season).

Anonymous said...

Monolithic GiantNoseili. Er, Mr. Manu.

And I think "Da Boss" should be Bowen.

Frenchie said...

hi every body

i'm a french sonics fan and I just discovered this blog. This is really funny

Very happy with Petro's progress and I can tell you that Gelabale will be a pretty good player too

Frenchie said...

and even if i'm french i hate Tony Parker so if Danny can take charge of his case;)

PS : Sorry for my english

Q said...

Personally, I wouldn't mind a few more teeth knocked out of Greg Ostertag's mouth...

-Q

Nuss said...

Thanks, Frenchie. By coincidence, I'm working on putting together a Gelabale story for the site, just an update on how his season's going and what kind of player Sonic fans can expect to see if/when he ever comes to Seattle.

Vive les Sonics!

Biggie said...

Nice post Frenchie, where can I go to get some highlights of Gelabale??

jostarks said...

DAMN I LOVE THOSE COMICS! I like Danny Fortson so much, please let him step up and beat Shaq...i think he did that previous season on court.

Fortson gets advices from Swift, how to hack cyborg-shaq! come on please! :)))))))

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