Monday, April 3

Har-Har! Sonics knock Nate, Blazers

Some people might call the Sonics 122-83 blow-out win over the Portland Trailblazers an empty, meaningless game. Those people are retards.

After sticking it to the man (Nate) on Sunday, the Sonics improved to 9-7 since the trade deadline. The Blazers, meanwhile, have gone 2-15 during that time. Sure, the Blazers might have stolen our coach and sewn up the #1 pick in the lottery, but at least, for the moment, we can savor a rare rout of our most hated rival.

Now, bring on the next episode of Danny Fortson: Cyborg Hunter!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a retard. That was an empty, dull and meaningless game.

I want the 5th pick, dammit

chunkstyle23 said...

It's late getting back from Malaysia, where I outsource the inking, lettering, and comedy. I blame "Daylight Savings Time."

Paul Merrill said...

I blame "Daylight Savings Time."

Stupid Ben Franklin.

Nuss said...

Hey, did you mean Nate is the "The Man" as in John Shaft is "The Man," or as in "The Man," who's always keeping us down?

Just curious.

Paul Merrill said...

I think he's a little bit of both. I will always love Nate as a player. As a coach? I'll let his record speak for itself.