Word out of Manila is that former Sonic center Alton Lister is a "skills coach" for San Miguel Beer.
There are so many jokes to make with that sentence that it's almost not even fair to try.
It's a positive article, though, and Lister comes off as a modest man who appreciated his career in the league, without the standard ego-jock stuff you normally read.
Of course, the comments are filled with "remember when Kemp dunked on Lister in the playoffs"-type stuff. At what point does Alton Lister just come out and say, "Yes, I remember that. Yes, it sucks. But let me ask you - how many points did you score in the NBA?"