Wednesday, March 27
Scoldin' Olden: Olden Polynice vs. Seattle Sonics Trolls
Former Seattle Supersonic Olden Polynice was once a fan favorite in this town. Today? Not so much.
The retired center, who played for the Sonics from 1987-1991 and again for a brief stop in the disastrous lockout season of 1998-99, made a few comments on Twitter about supporting the Kings (another former team of his) staying in Sacramento. Then some over-zealous Sonics fans went ballistic. And then this happened:
Just like the ridiculous Spencer Hawes reaction last weekend, these sort of incidents are often chalked up as examples of how passionate sports fans can be about their teams. They aren't. These are examples of how stupid sports fans can be.
Polynice and Hawes both played for NBA teams. They weren't community ambassadors. They weren't public servants. They were employees. Hawes did not choose to work in Sacramento, just like Polynice didn't choose Seattle. They went there because their jobs forced them to. Olden doesn't like Seattle? So what? Sometimes I don't like Seattle, and I've lived here all my life!
Whether it's Polynice, Hawes, Nick Collison or your annoying neighbor, most sports fans have pretty strong feelings about their favorite team. And if you don't agree? Tough luck.
Don't get mad at O.P. for saying the Kings should stay in Sacramento. Like everyone else, he has a right to root for whoever he wants in this drama.
Besides, real Sonics fans know that this is the only reason you should be mad at Olden Polynice.
Monday, March 25
Seattle Sonics oddity of the week: Duck Mason
Still waiting for someone to explain this one to me. (Spotted in the wild at Value Village in Ballard.)
Thursday, March 14
Mad Rush for (Hypothetical) Seattle Supersonics Season Tickets Breaks Internet
Seattle Supersonics fans broke the interwebs this morning.
A priority waiting list for (potential) season tickets to the (potential) Seattle Sonics 2.0 went live this morning on SonicsArena.com. Or least it was supposed to.
Whether is was the crushing press of crazed Sonics fanatics or the sinister work of Sacramento computer ninjas, the site was unavailable most of the morning.
As of 10:30 this morning this site is still down, but you can still access the survey here, which will get you on the (potential) wait list.
UPDATE: Looks like the site is back up. Go over there and get some virtual tickets for all your virtual friends!
Wednesday, March 13
Arena Porn: Chris Hansen releases steamy new pics of Seattle Supersonics Arena
Chris Hansen's supergroup of money peoples released some new photos of the proposed Seattle Supersonics arena, this time revealing the creamy filling, er, interior bowl.
One of the most interesting parts is how the overhang allows fans to be right on top of the court, reminding me a bit of the old McArthur Court at University of Oregon, where the vertigo inducing upper deck made you feel like you were going to fall onto the court if you hiccuped.
Another thing that popped out was the different logos used. Personally, I'm hoping they stick with the old-school Green Lantern model instead of Starbucks Light or the mid-90s Christmas Special.
Check out SonicsArena.com for more pics of our
Tuesday, March 12
Too Big To Fail: Why the Seattle Supersonics and Sacramento Kings both deserve to live
Things are getting ugly between basketball fans in Seattle and Sacramento.
After the latest fold in the Kings Drama last week, my Twitter feed was filled with one common hashtag: #eatshitseattle .
Oooooookay? I know this sort of situation brings out the worst in sports fans, but the Über trolls on both sides have smelled blood and are engaged in a battle to the virtual death, bringing back painful memories of 2008 and the horde of OKC enthusiasts who came out in droves to piss on Seattle's basketball grave.
The irony, of course, is that fans have zero influence on the outcome of these sorts of dilemas, so while we bludgeon each other with zingers and hashtags, the NBA fatcats count their money and enjoy the show.
Instead of fighting each other, we should acknowledge that both cities have incredibly enthusiastic fans and, more importantly, incredibly rich investors begging to give the NBA boatloads of money. So why should either city be left out in the cold? Why not keep the Kings in Sacramento and award an expansion team to Seattle?
People will argue that expansion will dilute the league, but with the explosion of international basketball over the past two decades, there has never been a bigger pool for talent. Naysayers also protest the idea of the NBA having an uneven amount of teams, but as Tom Ziller brilliantly pointed out in detail back in January, the league has often operated that way and somehow survived.
The only reason the NBA hasn't fixed this mess is they love drama. It drives ratings, ticket sales and fan interest. And as we fight online crusades against imaginary foes from other cities, it's clear this whole kerfuffle is as authentic as the WWE, with the Board of Governors Meeting on April 18th being our Wrestlemania.
Basketball fans on both sides need to stop fighting each other and acknowledge we are all being exploited. The NBA could end this right now by awarding Seattle an expansion team. The only question is whether David Stern wants to play the hero or the heel.
Monday, March 11
Hansen to start Seattle Sonics season tickets waitlist Thursday, apparently doesn't know meaning of "Jinx"
Well, that didn't take long.
With the ground still warm from David Stern's bombshell Friday, Seattle Supersonics 2.0 mastermind Chris Hansen is launching a "Priority Ticket Waitlist for future Sonics tickets" this Thursday through Sonicsarena.com.
In addition to helping us understand and prioritize the demand for tickets, registering your interest will be a critical step in demonstrating to the NBA and basketball fans around the country the unbelievable passion that exists in the Emerald City to BRING BACK OUR SONICS!
The Priority Ticket Waitlist will go live here at SonicsArena.com on March 14 at 10 am SST (Sonics-Saving Time!). You will also be able to go to the list directly here. Requests will be taken in sequential order for each ticket type.
So, who's going to sign up for imaginary season tickets? I'm tempted to, but I'm also reminded of the last time the Sonics tried to sell tickets for an arena that wasn't built yet.
Aw, who am I kidding? I'm totally signing up.
Wednesday, March 6
Seattle Sonics History: 3/6/87, Lenny's Brother Gets Fired
We’re all familiar with the famous Seinfeld episode wherein
Elaine Benes is kicked out of Yankee Stadium for wearing a Baltimore Orioles
cap (she was in the owner’s box at the time), but did you know a very similar
event happened at a Sonics’ game, and that it involved the brother of perhaps
the most important figure in Seattle Sonic history?
It was March 2, 1987, and the Sonics were taking on the
Cleveland Cavaliers in a battle of not-exactly-titans. However, it was a big
game in that Lenny Wilkens was back in town, this time as the coach of the Cavs,
and the Sonics were honoring their former coach and player by putting his
number in the rafters, a classy move by the organization, to be sure.
(It should be noted that numerous newspaper reports
indicated that the Sonics retired Wilkens’ jersey; however, considering that
even more reports indicate that the jersey was retired in 1979, I’m not sure
exactly what was put into the rafters that night).
One person in particular was thrilled by the night’s events
– Lenny’s brother, Michael. Michael had been a statistician for the team for
more than seven years, and remained in the employ of the team even after his
brother left for Cleveland.
To honor Lenny, Michael thought it might be a good idea to
wear a Cleveland cap during the game. Just a heartfelt tip of the, well, cap to
his famous brother. No harm, right?
Michael obviously forgot who was running the Sonics. You
see, Barry Ackerley had bought the club, and while former owner Sam Schulman
would have just chuckled at seeing one of his employees wearing a cap of an
opposing team (heck, Schulman probably would have tried to sell Cavs’ hats in
the arena if he could make a buck off it), Barry Ackerley was most definitely not Sam Schulman.
Which is why, after halftime, Bill Ackerley, Barry’s son and
the team’s Vice President, approached Michael and asked him to remove the cap.
Michael, thinking that the Wilkens family had done enough
for the team to allow him a smidge of leeway, told Bill, thanks, but I think
I’ll keep my hat on.
Bill, realizing that it wasn’t in his best interests to
create a scene, retreated after a bit of debate.
And then fired Michael the next day.
Better yet, Ackerley claimed that he didn’t know that
Michael was Lenny’s brother. I’m not sure what’s worse, that the team’s Vice
President didn’t know that a seven-year employee was the brother of the most
famous person to ever don a Sonic jersey (to that point, anyway), or that Ackerley
was taking the exact opposite tack of
every white person in history in not thinking that two black men didn’t look
similar to one another.
Whatever the case may be, on March 6, 1987, newspapers across
the country ran stories about how the Sonics had fired Lenny Wilkens’ brother
for wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers cap.
Classy.
Tuesday, March 5
This Date in Seattle Sonics History: 3/5/72, Spencer v Puddle
41 years ago today, Spencer Haywood was probably thinking
about how he would celebrate the upcoming anniversary of his successful lawsuit
against the NBA. Maybe he was thinking about some jazz music in his beautiful
apartment overlooking Downtown Seattle, or having a few friends over, some good
food, or perhaps just a toast to the fact that a young black man from the rural
South had knocked off those high-priced NBA lawyers.
What he surely wasn’t thinking was how the unending Seattle
rains were going to seriously screw up all that he had won in that contentious
lawsuit.
It was Sunday, March 5, 1972. President Richard Nixon had
just completed his historic trip to China and the Sonics were gearing up to
cruise into the NBA Playoffs for the first time in the team’s history. Entering play that Sunday the Sonics had won
12 of their last 14 games. They hadn’t lost at home in more than a month; their
quest with Golden State for second spot in the Pacific Division was a tough
one, but certainly attainable. With the dismal Atlanta Hawks in town the only
question was whether the Sonics would use the opportunity to nudge Golden State
aside.
As always, it was raining like crazy in Seattle (more than
20 inches of rain had fallen since the beginning of the year, and a torrential
rain storm on Sunday didn’t help matters), and it was dripping again inside the
Seattle Center Coliseum, but that’s just how it was in Seattle, right? Okay,
they were starting to call the place “The Leaky Tepee” and “The World’s Largest
Shower Bath,” but, after all, the city had spent north of $100,000 to caulk the
6,000 aluminum panels that made up the roof of the building, so it wasn’t that
big of a deal, really.
Well, it became a big deal. A very big deal.
That Sunday was an especially leaky day at the tepee (so
much so that no fewer than five ball boys were on hand to mop up the puddles), but
as any Seattleite with a basement will tell you, there’s only so much you can
do when you’re fighting water.
A mere six minutes into the first period Haywood was headed
down the court on a fast break when his left foot and a massive puddle at
half-court greeted one another. The result?
A stretched right medial collateral ligation in Haywood’s
leg.
Amazingly, game reports glossed over Haywood’s injury. “Not
expected to be serious,” the AP said, focusing more of its efforts on the
broken ring finger of Sonic Captain Dick Snyder – suffered in a fall during the
same game. More amazingly, the Sonics had beaten the Hawks, putting them into a
tie with the Warriors for second place. Playoffs, here we come!
Two days later, though, the news was grim: Haywood was out
for the season. Playoffs, there we go.
Suffice it to say the Sonics did not rebound well from
seeing Haywood (26 ppg) and Snyder (16 ppg) sidelined. The Seattle dropped
eight of their final nine games, putting them a full four games behind Golden
State in the road to the playoffs.
Worse, the leak further poisoned the relationship between
the city and the team. A week after the incident, the Sonics had filed a claim against
Seattle for “gross negligence” in not repairing the leaky roof. Eventually, the
Sonics and Haywood would enjoin to ask the city for more than $400,000 for the
injury (roughly $280,000 for Spencer, $162,000 for the Supes), although the
parties would settle for a lesser amount (according to one account, Haywood got
about $50,000).
“After many requests and complaints about the leaks in the
roof, which not only make the playing surface of the basketball floor unsafe but
also brings great discomfort for our fans,” team owner Sam Schulman said in a
statement. “I am very bitter that I find it is necessary to make an issue every
time I need assistance from officials.”
A spokesman for the team even implied that the fiasco was
causing the Sonics to think seriously about leaving the Coliseum, perhaps to
that nifty domed facility the county was working on (something the team wound
up doing just a few years later, before returning to the Coliseum in the 1980s,
then onto KeyArena, then onto … I’ll just stop now).
Luckily for Spencer Haywood, the injury did not turn out to
be career-ending. After finishing in the top five in scoring in 1971-72, Haywood
returned the next year and averaged 29 points per game, earning him four votes
for MVP and a top-ten finish in the voting, and 10.2 win shares, both of which
would be career highs for him, certifying that while the injury may have hurt
his health in the long run, it certainly didn’t hurt it in the short run.
(Information gathered from: Associated Press, The Great Book
of Seattle Sports Lists, UPI, and The
Rise, the Fall, The Recovery, by Spencer Haywood and Scott Ostler).
Friday, March 1
Classic T
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I found this too late for the post earlier today, but it's worth its own post regardless. For $1, you can have this amazing t-shirt featuring Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton, Nate Mcmillan, Dana Barros, George Karl, Ricky Pierce, Eddie Johnson, and Derrick McKey - in animated form! View the complete listing here.
Let's Go Shoppin'
The best way to deal with overwhelming guilt, anxiety and
uncertainty?
Go shopping!
At least, that’s what we’ve been taught since grade school,
anyways. So, with that in mind, here’s some fantastic and not-so-fantastic
items currently available to the discerning Sonic shopper.
Featuring Det, Reignman, and the Glove, it’s a classic piece
of mid-90s nostalgia. At $15, it’s a decent deal for a 22” x 34” poster you
know would look great in any rec room.
Sonic
Warmup Jersey: $50
Oh, my. Just … I’m not sure what to say about this one. Set
aside the value – it’s $50 for a warm-up jersey, so you can’t quibble too much
about the price – but, that picture? Why that expression? Why do I get the
feeling that the poser is a TrailBlazer fan that lost a bet? Why does he feel
the need to show us all of his chins?
And why is he looking at his feet in the reverse picture? What’s down there,
Joe? Did you step in something? Or are you just wondering how you got to this
point in your life?
Sonic/Kings
Jersey: Do not buy this
To the seller(s) of this piece of annoyance, on behalf of
every citizen of Sacramento and Seattle, and anyone who has ever been a fan of
either team: Go to Hell, just go. In all honesty, can anyone fathom who the target market is for this obscenity? No one in Seattle or Sacramento would ever wear this in public, so I'm struggling to figure out who they expect to buy it.
So, you’ve got a corduroy hat signed by Michael Cage, Rich
King, and a mystery Sonic. The question you’ve got to ask yourself: Would it be
worth more if Rich King hadn’t signed
it? And who is the mystery Sonic? Could it be Bart Kofoed? Would that make it worth even less than $10?
I sometimes wonder about the process that goes into making
these staged photos. For example, in an ordinary circumstance with another set
of three great NBA players, where none of the three is truly superior to the
other two, you’d think there might be some awkwardness as to who gets to stand
in the middle, right? I’m guessing this did not happen with Xavier McDaniel,
Tom Chambes, and Dale Ellis:
Photog: Okay, who wants to stand in the middle?
Tom: Well, I’m the tallest, so how about me?
X: Looks at Tom.
Tom: Yeah, I think I’ll stand on the side.
Dale: Coughs.
Yes, it's from that game. The ticket doesn't say Game Five, but it does say Game C, which makes it painfully obvious that this is an unused ticket from the most horrific game in Sonic history. I think it's worth $5 just to buy it and perform an exorcism. Maybe you could get Dikembe Mutombo to perform part of the ceremony.
Thursday, February 28
Seattle City Council Approves 30-year Deal with Sonics
Got ya!
Actually, it's another in our series on This Date in Sonic History, and this time we're going back to 1988, an innocent time when million-dollar salaries were crazy talk, and tens of millions of dollars were plenty when you were talking arena construction.
And so it was on Monday, February 29, 1988 when the Seattle City Council approved a 30-year agreement with the Sonics for the construction of a new arena located a few blocks south of the Kingdome. The pact called for the city to contribute $1 million a year in admission taxes to go towards paying off the construction debt of the $45(!) million arena. The deal was contingent on the Sonics sticking around for all 30 of those years. At the time, the hope was that the arena would be ready for the 1991-92 season.
According to the UPI, the deal had been held up for a period of time due to some councilors' objection to the level of municipal involvement in the otherwise private project and because of the impact the new arena would have on the Coliseum (sound familiar, gang?), but that rancor was subdued when the terms were adjusted to be more favorable to the city should the Coliseum be forced to close its doors.
The arena, which was to hold between 18,000 and 19,000 fans (various reports had it pegged at various numbers), was, of course, never built, but the what ifs will ring in perpetuity. Ackerley claimed he would honor the 30-year agreement, and it's possible that he would have honored that promise, meaning the team would only now be looking at renovating the facility. Of course, America's cemeteries are full of dead arenas (Charlotte, Orlando, Cleveland, etc.) that were built in Bush the Elder's presidency, only to be rendered obsolete by the time his son took office. Is that what would have happened in Seattle, too?
Impossible to say, but worth thinking about on another cold winter day in Seattle.
Wednesday, February 27
Whew!
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| The only good thing Seattle sports ever did, now on display at MOHAI. |
Don't worry guys, it's safe. But if you want to see the trophy for your 1979 NBA World Champion Seattle Supersonics, you can drool all over it at Seattle's new Museum of History & Industry.
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