Tuesday, January 9

Red Alert!

As acting director of home team security, it is my duty to inform you that Bob Hill's head could explode tonight. Due to the intense pressure of a near-record losing streak and the apparent inability of the team to fire him, the chance of cranial explosion tonight in Phoenix is extremely high. We advise all team personnel to keep their distance from the coach and to stock up on duct tape.


Anonymous said...

wtf got into Collison tonight?


Anonymous said...

I was just talking trash about Collison to my friend, only to go home and check the box score. If he could do half that, every other game, he could be an allstar.

Anonymous said...

I'd settle for consistantly getting a third of that!