Wednesday, December 7

That's Clean, Baby

The Quote of the Year Contest has heated up, with the latest entry from Reggie Evans.

After Tuesday night's Lunancy in the Lavatory, Evans came, well, clean regarding how he felt he did on the drug test.

"I've been clean since I've been in the league, I've been clean since I've been in college, I've been clean since I've been in high school, middle school, elementary school," Evans said. "I'm just cleaner than clean. I'm cleaner than Pine-Sol."

Forget Mr. Glass, The Collector, and all those other nicknames. Henceforth, I will only refer to Reggie Evans as "Pine-Sol."


Lance Uppercut said...

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Anonymous said...

ohhhman! :D when i read that pine-sol thing, i was laughing so hard. ^___^ but i think pine-sol's clean. he doesn't seem like the type of guy who uses drugs, you know? :D (then again, i could be wrong...) ^_^;

it's an NBA conspiracy thingy here! :D the L doesn't want the sonics to win! ^___^ hahahah.

chunkstyle23 said...

In my book, Reggie has always been springtime fresh.

Anonymous said...

the best nickname ive heard reggie been called was at an exhibition game like 3 yrs. ago around the time the trick daddy dro in da wind song was out. as his friend put it while reggie signed autographs-reggie luv tha kids

b_con said...

Damn, Pine-sol cleaned up with 18 boards.

Sonics have won 4 of 5 and have the Danny Fortson hate club coming in tomorrow. They seem to have a formula for winning.

Ray: shoots badly, plays bad defense, somehow gets 20 points and hits a big 3.

Rashard: Shoots well, disapears in second half before scoring in the post on a key possession. Plays defense well when he wants (7 stls and 3 blocks vs. Utah?)

Vlade: See Rashard, but off bench

Nick: Get in foul trouble, make tip ins and back door layups

Luke: Shoot ok, get assists, try on D

Pine Sol: Rebounds, plays annoying D, plays dirty and gets away with it.

Flip: Penetrate, don't waste time.

D Fort: Either dominate off the bench on boards and from the line, or get ejected and fire team up.

Damien: Play defense, make an alley oop.

Thats the rotation, those are the roles. Potato and Petro are bodies to be used when fouls are committed at an alarming rate. Mateen is the last guard. Swift, Moore, Brunson get the shaft. Yep, play that rotation hard, and with confidence weiss, and you shall be ok.

Anonymous said...

We just won against Utah. A decisive win, but the Sonics still seem to lack play making abilities on the court. Multiple-three point attempts (failed) and freelance hoists will work only so long. My tollerance for Da Fort has worn thin. Danny is an ass. He has no control over his thoughts or emotions. He got T'd up and then through a hissy fit and when Bob went to restrain him from tearing the Ref apart limb-by-limb he then got into Bob's face. He had a some pretty harsh F-words for Bob from what I could tell. As he was escorted out he smacked a chair around near the tunnel. Danny's seems like the kind of guy that would pummel you senseless for accidently bumping into him and making him spill his drink at an overcrowded club. "Prom King" Swift was in street clothes last night. What happened with the rumor of him going to development league for a while?

Anonymous said...

After last nights's game, even though it was a big win, it felt like the Sonics really didn't play that great... more the Jazz really sucked.

At least it felt and looked the same tonight. Rotation is once again baffling.

Anonymous said...

""Prom King" Swift was in street clothes last night. What happened with the rumor of him going to development league for a while?"

He isn't good enough for the D-league. The Sonics are looking for a High School team he can practice with, until he can gain 300lbs.