Monday, December 11

Oh, Flip, You Make Me Laugh

I know we're all basking in the glow of a 3-game winning streak, and that there are plenty of juicy topics to chew on regarding the Sonics, but, well, this Flip Murray story just slays me.

"That's the kind of basketball I have played my whole life," sayeth Flip, regarding his role as the first option on offense for the second quarter of a recent game. "I've always been in that situation (No. 1 option). I just haven't found the right comfort zone in the NBA yet, where I can be that person."

This part, again:

"I've always been in that situation (No. 1 option)."

Right, Flip, you've always been the No. 1 option, if by No. option you mean "the first guy you put in when you're either leading or trailing by 15 points." Or, "the No. 1 option for selecting toppings on the lockerroom pizza."

Seriously, Murray's been in the league for going on five seasons now, and he still hasn't found a role as a starter in this league. Sorry, Flip, but if you think you deserve starter's minutes, perhaps you should give these guys a call.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've got to admire Flip's confidence, if nothing else.

Anonymous said...

You Seattle fags are funny. The numbers dont lie, when he was the number option in Seattle (the worst franchise in the NBA) when punk ass ray was out he averaged 25 a night. I bet who ever wrote this story is a limp dick white boy wit nothing else better to do!

Nuss said...

Wow, I had no idea Flip's agent read our site. Tell Flip hello for us.

Tony Montana said...

Let me guess Pete... You are white, got a little ass dick, make less money than flip, Lukes brother and live in the worst city in the USA! SEATTLE Get off Flip,s Dick and get a life e-mail me and I give you some inside information gametom11@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Racist ass Seattle! First they should of kept coach Nate, then they gave punk ass Ray all this money aho is always hurt and they always seem to play better without him. But they did give bum ass nick collison a new contract and OVERATTED ass Luke One too. They should of kept Flip and Reggie Evans but who wants to play in that boring ass city anyway! And Fuckyou Nuss

Anonymous said...

DAM Flip been gone for a whole year and Yall still on his dick.

Anonymous said...

DAM Flip been gone for a whole year and Yall still on his dick.