Friday, August 10
Are you kidding me?
The Celtics, who apparently believe you can never have too many old guards who can't play defense, are attempting to exhume Reggie Miller.
According to several imaginary sources, the Celtics believe the decrepit Miller would be a good mentor to youngsters Ray Allen and Paul Pierce. Miller, who was old and immobile when he retired two years ago, will be wheeled out to the three-point line in late game situations.
Not to be outdone, Allan Houston now wants to get back in the game as well. Word has it, though, that the Pittsburgh Pisces have not returned his calls.