It was bound to happen.
Seattle Sonics owner Clay Bennett and NBA commissioner David Stern were married today in a private ceremony in Sweden.
"We've been in bed together over this whole Sonics deal, so I figured it was time to make an honest man out of Davey" Bennett joked.
"Plus, the sex is terrific," Stern added.
After the ceremony, the bridal bouquet was caught by the maid of honor, Aubrey McClendon.
"It was a beautiful wedding," said McClendon, dressed in a dazzling white evening gown. "There was nothing gay about it. This was an affirmation of two men's manly love for each other. You know, like pirates."
"Pirates who like to have sex with each other!" Stern shouted, giving McClendon a swift whack on the seat of his pants.
The newlyweds will be honeymooning at the posh "Steer's Rear" resort in scenic Oklahoma City. In lieu of gifts, the couple requests that donations be made in their names to the NBA civic demolition department.