Look at the intensity on this man's face! Watch out Pistons!
The Seattle Sonics waived Bryon "My first name is retarded" Russell today. So much for our "Weak-ass Bitches Who Got Killed by MJ" feature with Russell and Craig "Mint" Ehlo.
And who's going to take Bry-Ru's spot on the roster? Our pals at Sonics Central say it's "The First Noel" Felix.
(Update: It's official. The Sonics signed Felix to a 10-day contract.)
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LOL, love the "weak-ass bitches who got killed by MJ" line. Is it just me or does anyone else wanna Spreewell him??
It would have been wrong for Russell to be on the Sonics anyway. He still has the stink of the Jazz on him, and for that he can never be forgiven.
If you ask me, the spelling of Dwyane Wade's name is sillier, but I have too much of a man-crush on him to say anything. He's so dreamy!
Aw man, if I knew you were going to be hanging with Mr. Hill, I would've given you a Supersonicsoul shirt to give him . . . or an autographed cartoon of the good ship Sonic sinking!
I know that the line about the dunk being in an empty gym is a joke. But just FYI, the full picture of that dunk was the centerfold in Slam Magazine for "Slam of The Month" July 2005.
Kudos to you, Lance (and they're right, your stuff is way funnier than anything we throw out there).
As per Slam Magazine, I will now go listen to The Cure and brood.
Lance,
What's funnier than a blog about the Blazers??
I'm glad they decided to get Felix back in the fold, I like his heart, and his hustle. These last couple of months are gonna be pretty interesting, looks like Wally stumbled upon something pretty decent, it's the first time this year I've been exited to watch the Supes play. I like the squad that we put out there, Luke ain't that bad when he doesn't have to play a bunch of minutes. He's still a Duck though, bastard. lol
Lance,
What's funnier than a blog about the Blazers??
I'm glad they decided to get Felix back in the fold, I like his heart, and his hustle. These last couple of months are gonna be pretty interesting, looks like Wally stumbled upon something pretty decent, it's the first time this year I've been exited to watch the Supes play. I like the squad that we put out there, Luke ain't that bad when he doesn't have to play a bunch of minutes. He's still a Duck though, bastard. lol
So, am I the only one who noticed that Noel Felix's drawers are coming down in that dunk? WTF?
Well, the Sonics took down their dunk pic of Noel, which I linked to, so I had to change the caption. Damn you, Wally! I know this was your doing!
I think the dance team was jealous of Noel's washboard abs and forced Wally's hand. Maybe one of us should write to Dear Abby c/o of the Sonics.
Anon, his drawers aren't coming down, he had his shirt tucked in and it's coming out, it happens when you put your arm up and are fully extended. I assume you've never dunked before?
I dunked on a 7-foot rim once. I had to jump off the hood of a car, though.
Hey look the dunk pic is back up. The power of the Soul got to Wally I guess.
Goddamn Foreskin face, You had to jump off a car to yak on a 7ft hoop?!?!?!? lol, Willoooooow, willooooooow.
Sheena is the hottest dancer, in my mind!
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