Tuesday, March 14

Wilcox Rocks

Supersonics.com has a little propaganda article about our new favorite Sonic, Chris "Rocks Your Box" Wilcox:
What makes Wilcox arguably the Sonics best finisher since Shawn Kemp was patrolling the paint is not merely the frequency of his slams, but also their ferocity. Wilcox is able to dunk through traffic as well as anyone in the league because he attacks the basket so relentlessly.

"That's my aggressive side," Wilcox said. "I just want to go out there and take everything to the basket strong. Some of the dunks I do miss are because I'm going too hard to the basket. Me, I just want to finish everything; that's the best way to finish is to go hard."
Maybe someone should pass that quote along to The Rash. Or staple it to his forehead.

22 comments:

Nuss said...

Is it me, or is the best part of a dunk photograph the expressions of the players in the background? Kobe's bemused look is eerily similar to the one he used throughout the Denver rape trial, as if to say, "You think this is phasing me? Please."

Nuss said...

And, in case you missed it, apparently Chris Wilcox' nickname is "Weezy," courtesy of Coach Hill.

"Weezy" perhaps doesn't conjure up mind-blowing thunderdunks, but it's still better than "Wilco."

Rich King said...

As a rabid fan of "The Jeffersons", not sure I'm feeling Wilcox as "Weezy".

Kind of funny though

Anonymous said...

does anyone know of a good seahawks blog??

Paul Merrill said...

Sea-who?

Anonymous said...

please

Anonymous said...

I would like to propose the nickname "Count Dunkula", as has been done over at Sonics Central. After all, he is a bloodthirsty dunking monster.

Biggie said...

That is the dumbest nickname ever, I'm sorry but it's just corny it conjures images of breakfast cereal. I'm sure if you suggested it to Wilcox he'd probably say "no that's dumb as fuck".

qdaily said...

Sorry, man, but but "Count Dumb-as-Fuckula" doesn't work either.

-Q

QDaily said...

P.S. Dude, I am waitin' until the day he picks that natty cornrow shit out. I'll bet he ends up 7'2" with the 'fro.

-Q

Biggie said...

Yeah those are some loooong ass rows, Ben wallace would look like Sinead O'Connor next to Weezy.

Lance Uppercut said...

Lil' Wayne already has dibs on the nickname "Weezy," though I guess a guy who already goes by "Lil' Wayne" doesn't need another psudeonem. I like Chris Wilcox "In Your Mouth" myself, as a nickname that is. I don't actually like Wilcox's cock in my mouth, at least I assume I wouldn't, as it's never happened before.

Anonymous said...

If Wilcox is the second coming of the "Reign Man", then you could go with another weather related name:

"Hail from above".

Biggie said...

Wow Lance, confused???

"Hail from Above" is cool but anyone can take credit for it since you logged on as anon.

Crackrocks said...

How about "Thor" since he loves the Thunder.

Biggie said...

Fuck it since we're in Seattle just call him the "Hammering Man".

Paul Merrill said...

"Hammering Man" - I like it.

Biggie said...

Well we can't call him "Foreskin Face". LMAO

Paul Merrill said...

Why not? Oh yeah, he'd kick our ASSES!

Biggie said...

Well maybe we'll call him Greedo the hair is kinda similar, and he shoots first.

Rich King said...

Hammering Man is pretty clever, man. Not bad at all...

Anonymous said...

Big, it's funny as f#^k *because* it conjures up images of breakfast cereal. You have a sense of humor, figure it out.