The next “injury” to be suffered by a member of the Sonics’ roster will be:
A: Donyell Marshall – Dust Allergies
B: Francisco Elson – Dutch Elm Disease
C: Nick Collison – Excess Grit
D: Luke Ridnour - Emergency Pigment Augmentation
E: PJ Carlesimo - Chokes Himself
5 comments:
i'll go with B.
..elson suffering dutch elm disease just has a great ring to it.
I'm going with (E), although if PJ needs any help, I'm more than willing to lend a hand.
Kevin Durant - Toenail (it worked for Fortson)
Definitely Elson with the Dutch Elm Disease. That or a blister on his hand from taking too many shots.
Presti could be on this list eventually with different afflictions but I'll wait
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